I want these bleep-bleep snakes out of my bleep-bleep yard...C.K. Dexter Haven

Here's Dexter's Stats:

Name: C.K. Dexter Haven

D.O.B.: May 17, 1999

Starsign: Taurus

Position in Hierarchy: Alpha

Favorite Treat: Peanut Butter, Rice

Turn-offs: Baths, Nails clipped, cold weather, snakes

Turn-ons: Neck scratching, warm weather, doggie cookies, the Jaws game

Favorite TV Shows: Anderson Cooper 360 °, CNN with Wolf Blitzer, One Life To Live

Favorite Movies: Anything by Stephen King, Snakes on a Plane, The Rocky Movies, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Favorite Music: Perez Prado, Gipsy Kings, Pink Martini, Lila Downs, Cobra Starship, and Bond (and we don't mean James)

Art Preferences: Paul Cézanne

Favorite Sport(s): Chess and Boxing (Dexter says check out this article about Wladimir Klitschko, by big brother, Hunter Breckenrige.

Favorite Car: Honda Accord and as a distant second - an Avanti

Three or more People and/or Pets To Have to Dinner: Carl Sagan, Sidney Poitier, Samuel L. Jackson, Mary Shelley, Stephen King, and Erika Slezak.

Personal Hero(s): Pup pop Lowell, and Gene Roddenberry

Described as: Brave, steadfast, smart, loving, and handsome.

Also Known As: The Cary Grant of Pugs

In His Own Words: How are the mighty have fallen

 

 

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