Pug Speed of Cute

<meta http-equiv="refresh" content="0; url=http://pugspeak.net/lmcrisssbc/pugspeak/index.php"> <body bgcolor="#FFFFCC" onLoad="MM_timelinePlay('Timeline1')"> <div id="Layer2" style="position:absolute; left:637px; top:41px; width:56px; height:52px; z-index:2"><img src="/pugspeak/aaawarpspeedship.gif" width="70" height="71" alt="Speed of Cute"></div> <embed src="/pugspeak/FinalLIS.mid" width="32" height="32"> </embed> <div align="center"> <p> </p> <p class="style2"><font face="Tristan, Arial, Forte"><b><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span class="style3">PugSpeak</span></font></b></font><font face="Tristan, Arial, Forte" size="6"><b><font face="Comic Sans MS"> <font size="2">TM</font></font></b></font></p> <p class="style2"><font face="Arial" size="4"><b><font face="Arial, Verdana">Pug Cards By Mary Crissman</font></b></font><font face="Arial" size="4"><b><font face="Arial, Verdana"></font></b></font></p> <p> </p> <p align="center"><img src="/pugspeak/stargif.gif" alt="Pug" width="382" height="28"></p> <p> </p> <div align="center"> <table width="34%" border="1" height="209"> <tr> <td> <div align="right"><font face="Tristan, Arial, Forte" size="5" color="#1AA698"><img src="/pugspeak/Iancutepix.jpg" alt="Pug Cuteness" width="250" height="228"></font></div> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="left"><span class="style1"><span class="style2"><span class="style4">The Speed of Cute</span></span></span><font face="Tristan, Arial, Forte" size="5"><span class="style1"><span class="style2"><img src="/pugspeak/Gradientstargif.gif" alt="Speed of Cute" width="42" height="28"></span></span></font></p> <p align="left" class="style2"> </p> <p align="left" class="style5"><font face="Arial"><b><font face="Arial, Verdana">Remember back in school the first time you learned about Einstein's Theory of Relativity and the Speed of Light? It was an awesome thing to ponder: Light travels at a speed of 186,000 miles per second. </font></b></font></p> <p align="left" class="style5"><font face="Arial, Verdana"><b>If <i>we </i>could travel the speed of light, what would happen? On the upside, we could go to planets that would otherwise take years - perhaps a lifetime - to reach. And the question of time travel would certainly be answered, though that could be considered the downside to this achievement. The closer we approach light speed, <i>time</i> actually <i>slows</i>. We would age infinitesimally while hundreds of years have passed on earth. So much for homecomings.</b></font></p> <p align="left" class="style5"><font face="Arial, Verdana"><b>The topic of relativity is a huge one and perhaps at this point, beyond our scope of accomplishment.</b></font></p> <p align="left" class="style5"><font face="Arial, Verdana"><b>And then we jump to the subject of pugs. You may ask what the two have in common? More than you realize.</b></font></p> <p align="left" class="style5"><font face="Arial, Verdana"><b>After bringing four pug boys into the fold, it quickly became apparent that pugs are <i>more than cute. Beyond cute. </i>Can that kind of cuteness be quantified? </b></font></p> <p align="left" class="style5"><font face="Arial, Verdana"><b>There had to be some kind of explanation or term for this abundance of cuteness. And then it became clear: <i>The speed of cuteness</i> or pug cuteness is essentially equivalent to: E=mc<sup>2</sup>=Pug(cute)<sup>2</sup>.</b></font></p> <p align="left" class="style5"><font face="Arial, Verdana"><b>If light can travel at 186,000 miles per second, pug cuteness must be traveling at a similar rate. Thus explaining the "beyond cute" dilemma.</b></font></p> <p align="left" class="style5"><font face="Arial, Verdana"><b>We even suspect that the <i>Speed of Cute </i>might be one way of eluding one of Stephen Hawking's black holes.</b></font></p> <p align="left" class="style5"><font face="Arial, Verdana"><b>Theoretically speaking, mankind has not achieved traveling the speed of light. But in the pug world, it's happening every minute of every day. Only in this equation, light is replaced by cuteness.</b></font></p> <p align="left" class="style6"><span class="style9"><font face="Arial, Verdana"><b>Does time <i>slow</i> for the pug owner? In this case, we can only hope so. We don't want to miss a minute of this extraordinary pug cuteness. Can there be too much cuteness? Most likely not. <i>If</i> this were the case, we might find ourselves in a universal paradox. Perhaps a rip in the time continuum. We may never know the answers to these questions. It may boil down to this: Love and enjoy your pugs. 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